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GAME BOY CAMERAS SPAM TRY-POD MOUNTER DEVICES

April 2nd, 2013 by Ulaf Silchov

UPON ONE OF THOSE TIMES, ULAF CREATE TRY-POD MOUNT FOR THE GAME BOY COLORFUL UNIT, THE CAMERAS, WHICH THE MINDS OF NINTENDOGS CREATES SOMETIMES NEAR 1998 (WHAT A MINDS). WITH GREATEST OF THE SKILL, ULAF CARVE FOAM BETWEEN CANS OF THE SPAM (THE FAVORITE AMERICAN FOODS) HOLLOW, INTO HOLE FOR THE HOLDING OF THE GAME BOY CONSUL OF MY MIND.

WORKED WONDER FOR THE PHOTOGRAPHAGRAPHERS OF MY MIND:

ULAF PRINT ALL THOSE PHOTOGRAPHAGRAPHERS AND HUNG THEM UPON THE REFRIDGERATE OF ULAF.

BY THE WAYS, DID NOT THE GAME BOY GROWS INTO THE GAME MEN? WHERE DID THAT LITTLE BOY OF GAMING TIME GO? MATURATION AND PUBESCENCE, THAT IS WHERE. AND ABOVE ALL OF THE NOISES IT BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND ATE MY MIND. AHHHHHH.

PERHAP ULAF EATS THE WRONG MUSHROOM.

JUST A QUICK NOTE FROM MY MIND. GO BACK TO LIFE NOW. UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS ULAF SAYING BE THE MASTER.

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Ulaf Silchov is an expert in video games and computers. He also writes for "Svadlost Weekly" and "The Overachieving Underling Circular."


Tags: 1998, Game Boy, Game Boy Camera, humor, Nintendo, refridgerate, spam, tripod, Ulaf Silchov


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6 Responses to "GAME BOY CAMERAS SPAM TRY-POD MOUNTER DEVICES"

  1. idisjunction Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    I AM OBSERVING THE GOLDEN CAMERA THAT BELONGS TO THE OCARINA OF ZELDA'S LEGEND. I AM THINKING TO BE CURIOUS IF THESE ARE RARE OR CAN BE FOUND IN MANY MARKETS OF FLEA.

    I HEARD THERE BE GAME MEN IN NEARBY TOWN, BUT WHEN I ASK IF THEY BE SO, I BE A SALTED AND SUFFERS VERY BLOODY NOSE.

  2. Skywyze Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    Love the Oppenheimer/Bhagavad Gita reference!

  3. Geoff V. Says:
    April 2nd, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    The heralded return of the great Ulaf! Your mind is the ubermind, as we now know that the salty spice of spam shall bring great beauty and the destruction of all. All hail Ulaf, all hail the eater of the video games.

    In all seriousness, love this post!

  4. Benj Edwards Says:
    April 3rd, 2013 at 8:38 am

    I think that Zelda Game Boy Camera is indeed rare (only 2000 made, or something like that). Ulaf really knows what he's doing.

  5. Alexander Says:
    April 7th, 2013 at 4:54 pm

    GREAT SUCCESS, ULAF.

  6. Jake Says:
    July 5th, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    LONG HAS BEEN MY LUST FOR THE CAMERA OF BOYGAME, YET HANDS NOT LAID ON ONE BEFORE. GAME PERSON IS BREAK AND CAM NOWHERE TO BE FIND.

    SAD JAKE THIS DAY

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