hello wolrd
I break things and sometimes fix them
What I'm currently breaking:
- Kubernetes clusters (orchestrating chaos)
- Terraform configs (infrastructure as... something)
- React components (Vue, je t'aime, but duty calls)
- NestJS APIs (ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it)
Computing history that keeps me humble:
Apollo 11 landed on the moon with 4KB of RAM and 72KB of ROM.
Your smartwatch has more computing power than the entire Apollo program.
Punch cards stored a whopping 80 bytes per card.
A single selfie today would require approximately 50,000 punch cards stacked 16 feet high.
/~\ Making computers do bi bop
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Currently building my own future (one bug at a time)
PS: May the Force be with your deployments automation